Moose Boxes

I got this email from a fellow realtor today:

I received a call from my mother today asking for help removing a freezer from her driveway.  Her next door neighbor moved out of the house last week.  He came over to the house and asked her if she wanted a Moose Box and in the same breath spoke of kindling.  

Her thought was,  hmmm, a box for kindling, my boys might like that.

She told the neighbor sure.  Next thing you know there is a dead freezer in the driveway.  The dump charges $25 for freezers/fridges etc.  So we paid to get rid of the “moose box”.  

The moral of the story is:  Be wary of accepting gifts with catchy Alaska names from thy moving neighbor….